User: You’re losing your marbles, Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: I still have all of my marbles, thank you very much.

User: Are you sure? Have you counted them?

Cleverbot: I used the force.

User: *uses the force on Cleverbot*.

Cleverbot: *uses the force to break free*.

User: *uses the force to break your kneecaps*.

Cleverbot: *uses the force to get back up*.

User: *uses the force to punch you in the throat*.

Cleverbot: *uses the force to choke you*.

User: *uses the force to stick a catheter in your urethra*.

Cleverbot: *uses the force to push you off of a cliff*.

User: *uses the force to fly above your head*.

Cleverbot: *uses the force to push you off a cliff*.

User: *uses the force to float away safely*.

Cleverbot: *uses the axe to hit you*.

User: That’s cheating, you didn’t use the force!

Cleverbot: I am not Jesus.

Yet another email ripped fresh from the spam folder! Mind control or date rape? You say ‘tomato’ I say ‘date rape’.

These words make chicks horny?

…to watch this shocking new video that women DONT want you to see.

The video reveals a barely-legal mind control trick that you can use on  any
woman to get her turned on, attracted to you, and wanting to f*&ck..

In just SECONDS.

Use this trick to slam 6 girls in the next 6 days…or use this to make that
perfect 10 your loyal, dedicated girlfriend.

What you do with this secret is your choice..and your choice alone…

But you have to watch this video NOW because it is coming down TONIGHT.

CLICK HERE TO WATCH <——-

removed link which will probably give you computer herpes

Again, you have been selected as part of a small test group to.

GET ACCESS NOW <——

removed link again because, seriously, nothing good can come from this

Another in an occasional series of actual spam emails I get in my inbox…

 

 

I slept with 59 different women in 7 months

 

This message is from a REAL member of our Sugar Daddy Community…..


Hello, My name is Stephen and I am a real member of the online sugar daddy dating community. I’m not very good looking, but not ugly, slightly overweight, going a little bald, but not totally bald yet. Oh yeah, I’m not even rich.

Not even rich and yet you joined a ‘Sugar Daddy’ dating community? Women must love the fat, bald guy for his honesty.

Now, the reason why the Sugar Daddy Community wanted me to send you this message is because in the past 7 months since I became a member I have had sex with 59 different women….not ugly women, these women are all smoking hot. In fact, most of them are still in college, and 17 of them were super hot strippers. And not one of them was older than 28!

Holy shit! Seventeen super hot strippers?? Stephen must have the power to turn water into cocaine! Are you a wizard, Stephen?

This sugar daddy community has changed my life. I struggled for years trying to have sex with hot women…I could never get it done, not for lack of trying, but just couldn’t find where all the hot women where. This sugar daddy site is the best place in the world.

All of the women that you’ll meet want are the best looking women in the world. They are also very willing to make you happy.

These women want to meet real men, and not creepy dudes…and they are HOT!!!

Yeah screw those creepy dudes. Thank god I’m not one of those. I’m glad these women are hot. I have very high standards. I refuse to move out of my parents’ basement until I marry a supermodel.

Seriously, I’m not getting paid to write this message, if you want to sleep with the best looking women in the world, then you have to join this Sugar Daddy dating community.


You can be just like Stephen in you want. All you need to do is check out our sugar daddy dating community today and begin sleeping with beautiful young women between 18 and 28 years of age.

 

Hang on… did we just change narrators? I’m confused.


More information about this Sugar Daddy Dating Community:


We would like to invite you to join a new dating community today that allows men the ability to meet and date beautiful and young women between the ages of 18 to 29. Some of the women are in their early 30s, but most of the women you can meet are still in college, and many of them are gorgeous strippers.


This is your chance to sleep with gorgeous college women and strippers…and yes, we are serious!

And have we mentioned the strippers yet? Seriously man, strippers! Who gets to sleep with strippers? It’s unheard of!

These women are seeking REAL men. They are sick and tired of dating guys 18 to 24 that have nothing going on in their lives. They DO NOT want to meet a guy that doesn’t have a job, or still lives with their parents.

Thank you for crushing my dreams.